Friday, July 23, 2010

HOW TO WIN YOUR WOMAN'S HEART



DO YOU KNOW THAT YOUR DRESSING ATTRACT HER WELL?
BRACE UP GONE ARE THE DAYS YOU TOASTE WITH WORDS.

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED YOUR BODY TELLING MORE ABOUT YOU?
GET A ROLLON PERFUME AND SMELL YOUR WAY INTO A LASTING RELATIONSHIP.

IF YOU ARE A "TOASTER" BE HER FRIEND FIRST BEFORE INITIATION COURTSHIP.

HOW NICE WILL IT BE IF YOU COULD JUST LISTEN TO HER TALK?
YOU MIGHT GET GOOD CLUES FROM THE DISCUSSION.

YOU DID BETTER KEEP QUIET WHENEVER SHE TALK ABOUT MEN'S HORRIBLE WAYS OR ELSE SHE MAY SEE YOU AS ONE OF THEM.

DON'T START WITH "I LOVE YOU" FIRST.
BUT RATHER START WITH "I LIKE YOUR PERSON".

GET PENSIVE ANYTIME YOU ARE WITH HER.
IF SHE ASKS WHAT YOUR THOUGHTS ARE,
REPLY HER "YOU".

TAKE HER OUT FOR LUNCH, DINNER, EVEN BREAKFAST
IF YOU CAN AFFORD IT.

TRY TO INTERUPT SERIOUS DISCUSSION WITH
"DO YOU KNOW YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL?"

DON'T TELL HER "SHE IS ALWAYS ON YOUR DREAM
RATHER TELL HER "SHE HAS MASTERED YOUR SLEEP SINCE YOU TWO MEET.

GO WITH HER TO SALON,
SHE WILL SEE THE SUPERMAN IN YOU.

IT SHOULDN'T SLIP YOUR MIND TO COMPLIMENT HER
CLOTHINGS, SHOES, HAIR LOOK et.c.

MAKE FRIENDS WITH HER CLOSE FRIENDS.
THEY MAKE GOOD MATCHMATE.

IF YOU ARE A TOASTER REFUSE TO TALK ABOUT HER
LIPS, OR BEAUTY, OR BOOBS.
SHE MIGHT THINK OTHERWISE.

FLAUNT YOUR INTELLIGENCE!
NO WOMAN LOVES A DUMMY.


REMIND HER OF WHAT SHE WANTS TO BUY
FOR HER PARENTS.


YOUR "I AM SORRY" SHOULD COME
WHEN REQUIRED AND VERY FAST!


 NEVER FORGET HER BIRTHDAY
SHE MIGHT THINK YOU DIDN'T CARE.


HER FOVOURITE SNACK MIGHT BE A #10 BISCUIT
BOMBARD HER WITH IT.


IF SHE IS THE EXPENSIVE TYPE,
GO FOR HER AND PRESENT YOUR POCKET AS IT WERE.


HER "ALL MEN ARE THE SAME" STATEMENT
SHOULD BE REPLIED WITH
"I AM ONE OF THE GOOD ONES AROUND".


DON'T EVER TELL HER
HOW YOU HAVE BUTCHERED OTHER BABES.


COMPLAIN BITTERLY ABOUT BEING A BACHELOR,
THAT'S WEDDING BELL IN THE MAKING.


REMIND HER SHE NEEDS TO REST, EAT, SLEEP OR TAKE A BREAK
IT SHOWS YOU CARE.


SMELL A WAY INTO HER HEART,
BY GIVING HER A BEAUTIFUL PERFUME AND GIFTS OFTEN.


SHOWER HER WITH WORDS LIKE,
"YOU ARE THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME",
"WHERE WERE YOU ALL THESE YEARS THAT I HAVE SEARCHED FOR LOVE".

SEX? THAT SHOULDN'T BE TOO FAST,
CONVINCE HER OF YOUR LOVE FIRST.





Thursday, July 22, 2010

Wednesday, July 21, 2010